Wherein My Husband Gives Me Blogging Advice...

Wherein My Husband Gives Me Blogging Advice...

Chris (my husband): I was talking to my friend, Robbie, and he said that your blog posts are, like, 18 pages long.
Me (my husband's wife): Robbie thinks my blog posts are too long?
Chris: He didn't say they were too long. He just said they were long.
Me: Do you think my blog posts are too long?
Chris: Well, they're longer than everybody else's.
Me: So, you're saying they're too long?
Chris: I'm just saying that, you know, not everybody writes posts as long as yours.
Me: Hold on. I have a blog post idea.
(1 Minute Passes As I Type This Post...)
Me: You should check my blog.

If your name is Chris (or Robbie), and you are reading this post right now, how's this for short? Like your attention span? And your penis? (I'm assuming, for Robbie.)

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