20 Delightful Cat-Themed Reasons To Ruin Your Credit

Apparently, I actually am reincarnated. I learned today that the Catholic Church has a patron saint of cats, Saint Gertrude of Nivelles, and I'm pretty sure I'm here. After all, this miraculous cat lady died at the age of 33 (my current age) "because of too much abstinence" (my current medical condition), according to medieval history books. Let me repeat that: The patron saint of cats died in her 30s from a lack of sex. Like, I feel badly for her, but how hilarious is that? Anyway, I think all of we cat ladies should unite in honor of this