We're Going to Name Our Kid "Bookshelf"

I'm not pregnant. But I am 31. So that means every friend I know is either incubating a baby or has already squatted out at least one. And that's great. I'm all for loved, wanted small humans. I just don't have one of my own. However, if the Dark Lord did have Her way and Chris and I produced spawn, we want to do right by that horned/hooved monstrosity and bestow upon it a proper name. Obviously, we want our kid to be popular, so we could go with something like "Banana," "East," or "Suri Cruise." But we want