You Won't Believe The 10 Things Your Vagina Says About Your Favorite Muppet

Wherein a Brand New Blogger Attempts to Attract Readers By Following the Internet's Advice to Use All the Memes and a Click Bait Title... Awhile back, my hubkins and I fled one of those boxy Midwestern states and relocated to a region of the deep-fried South where a few folks still refer to the Civil War as "that recent unpleasantness." We had been here, like, a whole day before my life partner forgot that I had left my job to move for his job, and he was all like,"Go get a job, lazy bones." As a journalist, I was