It Was So Nice Of My Friend To Check In & See How My Back Is Healing From That Time She Stabbed Me In It

For years now, I've been super duper Facebook friends with this chick from high school. And just today, I remembered that she's a total bitch. She visited my blog, read the post where I shamelessly revealed that my sister had herpes, and she apparently panicked, because immediately after, we had this IM conversation: Her: So, are you going to only talk about family? Or friends, also? Me: Friends, too. So, beware ;) Her: Oh. I did some pretty bitchy things to you... Me: Really? Her: Uuuuuuh. Bruce Duncan? That was low... Me: Um. What'd you do? I have zero memory of