That One Time We Considered Stuffing Our Dead Cat Into a Teddy Bear...

I'm about to tell you the world's saddest story. No. This isn't about the time Firefly got cancelled. Although that was a goddamn tragedy. INSTEAD... Once upon a time, my doctors told me that my thyroid had sprouted a gnarly tumor. A few days later, I turned 30. Then later that exact same week, the vet executed my kitten. Pop quiz: Which scenario upset me the most? A) Cancer B) Turning old C) Saying goodbye to my kitty Did you eat a bowl of dumb for breakfast? Obviously the answer is C, as in C for Cat. Because you failed