It Was So Nice Of My Friend To Check In & See How My Back Is Healing From That Time She Stabbed Me In It

It Was So Nice Of My Friend To Check In & See How My Back Is Healing From That Time She Stabbed Me In It

For years now, I've been super duper Facebook friends with this chick from high school. And just today, I remembered that she's a total bitch.

She visited my blog, read the post where I shamelessly revealed that my sister had herpes, and she apparently panicked, because immediately after, we had this IM conversation:

Her: So, are you going to only talk about family? Or friends, also?
Me: Friends, too. So, beware ;)
Her: Oh. I did some pretty bitchy things to you...
Me: Really?
Her: Uuuuuuh. Bruce Duncan? That was low...
Me: Um. What'd you do? I have zero memory of this.
Her: You were dating him, you two were having issues. I thought he was hot, thought I'd "talk to him" for you...and then he was my boyfriend...
Me: You bitch!
Her: I KNOW! And then I lost my virginity to him. But I couldn't feel anything, you know, down there. He was really small.
Me: WHAT?!?!?!?
Her: Serves me right
Me: Yeah. Now I'm blogging about this shit.

(P.S. I still love her, mainly because she shares a lot of cat pics on my Facebook page...) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

True story: Life would be super swell if we all embraced our OMG side instead of living a Facebook-friendly existence. So, let it out. What's the worst thing you did in high school? Feel free to disclose details. You're safe here.